Jay Leno: “Well, they said, Eliot Spitzer may
have spent as much as $80,000 on prostitutes,” but “think about
this. With the stock market going down, real estate market’s
crashing -- he got a better return than most guys on his money,
didn’t he?”
Jay Leno: “Well, the latest rumor is that Eliot
Spitzer has reportedly hired one of these top-notch criminal defense
law firms in anticipation of possible charges. And here’s the ironic
part, even they don’t charge $5,000 an hour.”
Jay Leno: “Well, let’s turn to sports. The NBA’s
Houston Rockets won their 20th game in a row. And today, Geraldine
Ferraro said, the only reason they are winning is because they’re
black.”
Jay Leno: “As you know, Geraldine Ferraro has
resigned from Hillary Clinton’s campaign after saying that Barack
Obama wouldn’t be where he is now if he was white. Yeah. Now, I
don’t want to say Ferraro was being racially insensitive, but I
understand even Dog the Bounty Hunter is distancing himself.”
Jay Leno: “And Mitt Romney has emerged from
seclusion to say he’s willing to serve as John McCain’s vice
president. He said he has the one thing McCain is looking for in a
vice president, an organ donor card.”
Jay Leno: “Anyway, listen to this. President
Bush sent Dick Cheney over there to help bring down oil prices. Oh,
yeah, good luck with that. It’s like sending Eliot Spitzer to the
Bunny Ranch in Nevada, isn’t it?”